being chipper is hazerdous to my health, y'all

Two seperate things I have done today to injure myself while being overly cheerful (as told to shadowhwk):

One:

ME: oww.
ME: must never be this cheery. Bad for health
shadowhwk: eek?
shadowhwk: what happened?
ME: lol, I was feeling enthusiastic and tried to do that thing where you jump up in the air and click your heels together. I didn't fall and brain myself, but my legs came down and went ooooh no no when I was done



Two:
ME: ow once again good mood dangerous!
shadowhwk: nooow what?
shadowhwk: *bubblewraps you*
ME: Okay, I was getting dressed for school whilst air guitaring to "Eye of the Tiger"
ME: and toplessly, and did a big choppy upstroke on said airguitar and caught my nipple*
ME: *sighs and hangs head*
shadowhwk: owwwww



* You know, during the "CHUN! CHUNCHUNCHUN!... CHUNCHUNCHUN!... CHUN CHUN CHUUUUUUNNNN!" part