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So I was talking with

anoneknewmoose and in the course of one of our typical conversations, I stated:

I'm sure there were teenage boys who got anticipatory hard ons whenever they heard the "EEEE EEEE EEE BA DOING GA DOING" sound

which caused me to wonder:

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lolololol amazing. And yes, that's it exactly.

(I am a bad person because this post made me want fic, right? I think I definitely am /o\)

Only if it doesn't include sexbots. IT COULD BE STEAMPUNK SEXBOTS WHOSE MODEMS NEED A LITTLE KICKING INTO GEAR FIRST BUT THEN THEY CAN GO ALL. NIGHT. LOOOOOOOOONG.

... idek anymore.

This is like that time I threatened Donna with creepy Robot sex and then we started chatficcing it in earnest, isn't it /o\

Also, you're insane. In the best possible way, I think, but still.

Yes. It's also possible I just really want sexbot fic. :(

UHHH HELLO I THINK YOU ARE A WONDERFUL PERSON. WRITE IT RIGHT NOW.

I suspect I could write it--as in, the words could come out and be typed up--but I have no idea how one would make fucking machine fic actually sexy. Which is not to say that your kink is not okay! Just that i'm juvenile. The entire time I would be like LOL IT IS A MACHINE WITH A DICK!

...MACHINE!

.......WITH A DICK!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO WRITE. I DID IT, AND IF I DID IT, ANYONE CAN. I HAVE FAITH.

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