Do not even get me started on the glory that is Theodore Roosevelt. The man was outrageous. Amazing. Ridiculous. He once killed a mountain lion with his bare hands. Okay, not quite his hands, he had a knife, but he did what several hunting dogs could not. He CURED HIS OWN DEBILITATING ASTHMA just through being a badass. He used to make political hanger ons swim in the ice cold water of the Potomac just for funsies. Hikers in Rock Creek Park learned to keep an eye out for him, as he liked to run through the park shooting at things just because he could. He convinced the country to go to war for Cuba's freedom, just so he could found the Rough Riders. He had a pet badger. A PET BADGER. When he was living in North Dakota some guys stole his boat. So he tracked them across that godforsaken piece of land and made them give it back. By kicking their asses. He single handedly stop the Germans from invading Venezuela. He was soo badass that when he died, it was said that Death had to take him while he was sleeping because other wise there would have been a fight. Mark Twain called him the most popular human to ever live.

HE DID A LOT OF OTHER REALLY COOL STUFF. BASICALLY, THEODORE ROOSEVELT WAS THE BEST DUDE EVER. MOST. BAD. ASS.