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[humandoodad]

Sometimes when I'm away from my computer/using another computer, I email myself with notes and reminders of things I want to look at when I'm back home.

Usually it's links and things that I promptly ignore and forget about until later when my inbox gets too cluttered.

It's kind of fun when I find things hidden in between the links, like random lines of fic that occur to me while I'm walking around campus:

All Cash wants to know is how the hell you no homo your way out of being pregnant.

Comments

[shadowhwk.livejournal.com]

Woo, Mpreg!

[absenteye.livejournal.com]

That sounds sort of amazing! :DDD

[speshope.livejournal.com]

Cash would be amazingly bad at being pregnant, I think.

[absenteye.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahah it would be beautiful! He'd use it as an excuse to yank everyone around! SINGER GET ME SOME CHEESE AND A HOT TOWEL AND THREE BAGS OF SKITTLES BUT REMOVE ALL THE GREEN ONES OR I WILL PUKE IN YOUR SHOES THINK OF THE BABY OKAY!

[speshope.livejournal.com]

Exactly! It would be half exploitation and half endless bitching for the entire nine months.

[happy-coconut.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDDD I AM ALWAYS PRO-PREGNANT CASH.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

AS AM I.

[longtime-lurker.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. How does one no homo one's way out of being pregnant?

(Answer: you should write this fic.)

[speshope.livejournal.com]

When the line ran through my head, I kind of paused and thought "Well, that is a very valid question, Cash."

I think there is someone else out there writing Pregnant!Cash and I want them to finish it so I don't have to start.