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Wot Tyler + King Richard II

WOT: *mouths off* Your squire has insulted me before! Give me your dagger.
SQUIRE: NO.
KING RICHARD the 14 YO: Uh, whatever. Give it to him.
Wot: Gimme the sword too, King!
SWORD: *is sacred or some shit*
EVERYONE: *GASP*
MAYOR OF LONDON: How dare you! *baps over head with sword.
WOT: *dead*
KING RICHARD the 14 YO: *to mob of peasants* Shoo!
PEASANTS: ...okay then.




Chivalry
* Military life is superior to all others because of loyalty
** Loyalty makes you Awesome!




Mysticism
*Jesus = Brad Pitt?
**first victim of self-insert fanfic.




Italian Trade
Italians = Ferengi



There you go. Everything you need to know about the Late Middle Ages (Or at least, the amusing parts of my notes)

Yes, I am supposed to be doing school work, why do you ask?

Date: 2006-07-17 12:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baffledking.livejournal.com
I adore the Fre oh so much.

Date: 2006-07-17 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speshope.livejournal.com
Also? Knights must fight if they come upon each other.

Thus: Knights = Beta Fish.

Date: 2006-07-17 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baffledking.livejournal.com
...Damn it. Khir won't let me steal you. I asked.

Date: 2006-07-17 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speshope.livejournal.com
*laughs* Isn't the point of stealing that you don't ask permission?

Date: 2006-07-17 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baffledking.livejournal.com
It's Khir! She's very scary!

Date: 2006-07-17 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speshope.livejournal.com
This is very true.

Date: 2006-07-18 05:13 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Where did you get your time machine?

Date: 2006-07-18 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] speshope.livejournal.com
A magical place called University of Oregon Summer School.

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