From the notes

[humandoodad]

Wot Tyler + King Richard II

WOT: *mouths off* Your squire has insulted me before! Give me your dagger.
SQUIRE: NO.
KING RICHARD the 14 YO: Uh, whatever. Give it to him.
Wot: Gimme the sword too, King!
SWORD: *is sacred or some shit*
EVERYONE: *GASP*
MAYOR OF LONDON: How dare you! *baps over head with sword.
WOT: *dead*
KING RICHARD the 14 YO: *to mob of peasants* Shoo!
PEASANTS: ...okay then.




Chivalry
* Military life is superior to all others because of loyalty
** Loyalty makes you Awesome!




Mysticism
*Jesus = Brad Pitt?
**first victim of self-insert fanfic.




Italian Trade
Italians = Ferengi



There you go. Everything you need to know about the Late Middle Ages (Or at least, the amusing parts of my notes)

Yes, I am supposed to be doing school work, why do you ask?

Comments

[baffledking.livejournal.com]

I adore the Fre oh so much.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

Also? Knights must fight if they come upon each other.

Thus: Knights = Beta Fish.

[baffledking.livejournal.com]

...Damn it. Khir won't let me steal you. I asked.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Isn't the point of stealing that you don't ask permission?

[baffledking.livejournal.com]

It's Khir! She's very scary!

[speshope.livejournal.com]

This is very true.

[(Anonymous)]

Where did you get your time machine?

[speshope.livejournal.com]

A magical place called University of Oregon Summer School.